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Sketchy-Looking Deli Meats That Almost Make Me Want to Be Vegan
foodbeast.com Food News
11/6/2014 Isai Rocha
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Not sure if kids enjoy eating sandwiches with faces
printed on the meat, but it's super creepy. This looks like a carefully
orchestrated vegan Jedi mind trick where they're trying to scare the hell out
of kids and make them stay away from meat products. Plaster some clown faces on
broccoli. Let's see if it makes people want to eat it any more.
Maybe it's effective marketing. I don't know. You
take a look for yourself, and tell me if bologna with a confused looking baby
on the wrapper makes you hungry.
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Bärchen Lunch Meat
Bärchen is German for bear. So if you go to Berlin,
you can find a series of bear lunch meats including Bärchenwurst, and
Bärchen-Salami.
PicThx Reddit
Dora the Explorer
PicThx Geekologie
Kinda Looks Like Ness from SSB
Here, son. Eat this meat with a caricature that
looks like your classmate.
PicThx The Guardian
Dinosaur Turkey
PicThx Bung Fritz
Emoji Fail
Someone in South Australia thought that putting
these creepy smiley faces on lunch meat was a great idea. I'll never look at
your smiley face Emoji the same again.
PicThx Reddit
Billy Bear Sausage
Try enjoying a sandwich while this Pedobear lovingly
stares into your eyes.
PicThx Evoke.ie
Bearded Lady Meat
This Conchita Wurst is named after, well, Conchita
Wurst. Wurst is an Austrian singer that dresses in drag and has an awesome
beard. As powerful as that beard may be, it doesn't belong in lunch meat,
giving you an unwanted mustache ride.
PicThx Reddit
Soylent Green
This bologna is suspiciously packaged with a baby
around the wrapper. Even the tag calls it "Baby Bologna." What is
this Terminus? Don't be serving us baby meat, WinCo.
PicThx Vegan Wolfs
Insane Clown Posse
Nope. Not even a little bit.
1 comment:
Bleah.
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